Told you updates would be infrequent. I certainly hope you haven't been crying yourselves to sleep without me over the past two weeks or however long it's been since I started this whole charade. I dunno.
You probably have.
Anyway, don't really have much to say right now. Just thought I'd give you a heads up. Still here. Still planning on doing this whole thing.
Anyway, I'll get around to posting something worth reading sometime this week. Maybe. If I feel like it.
I'm just lazy. Sooo lazy...
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Friday, March 12, 2010
Oh, so THIS is popular again, is it?
As I look around on Facebook (which I tend to spend an inordinate amount of time doing each day) I've noticed that a lot of my friends seem to have discovered blogging. See, blogging is a way of communicating your opinions on various topics to a relatively wide and hopefully receptive audience. And even if they're not receptive, hopefully they're intelligent enough to voice their differences without being a jerk about it.
Oh, you already knew that? That's funny. Seems to be a pretty revolutionary concept to some people.
I mean, I was only doing it already, oh, FOUR YEARS AGO! And nobody seemed to care much about it back then. I supposed it's my fate, as a Renaissance man to be forever ahead of my time. One of the many crosses I must bear.
Anyway, I've decided to start this new one, because frankly, it's a good place for me to rant, and if all the years I've been watching the WWE have taught me anything, it's that it's best to air your grievances in front of as large of an audience as possible. At WrestleMania. Preferably in a cage match, but I'm not too picky.
So, let's start with the sorts of topics I'll be blogging about. I don't limit myself, generally. Typically I blog whatever I feel like talking about at the moment, which can be a pretty broad variety of things. I'll warn you right now, my posts tend to be pretty self-aggrandizing. I present my opinions as fact (because what else is blogging REALLY for, if not that) and I tend to talk down to my audience. Mostly because I'm better than them. And by them, I mean you. I'm better than you.
I don't try to get too preachy with my politics... though I do tend to lean more toward the liberal side, and if you get me worked up enough, I can go off on some pretty lengthy, and sometimes baffling, tirades. So, keep an eye out for stuff of that nature. Political "personalities" tend to be what really get to me. Guys like Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter, and Rush Limbaugh. People that present their opinions as fact and talk down to their audience. I hate that crap! I mean, who does that?!
Religion is a topic that I may speak on from time to time, though probably not in the organized sense. As more and more time goes on I've found I buy into the ideas presented by most organized religions less and less. I believe in the possibility of Intelligent Design. In fact, I think it's less believable to think that everything in the universe was created by some random happenstance than the idea that it might all be helmed by some... I dunno, Giant Guy in Space or something. Some deity. I believe in a higher power, alright, let's not complicate the matter beyond that.
Ya know what, there's lots of stuff I'll probably go on about. I don't feel like talking about it all right now, but you'll get the picture.
I'm a fiction writer too! So, you may see me post some fiction to this biznazz from time to time. I, in fact, have a webcomic (called the Celestial, which you can find at )! It's updated a page at a time, twice a week... at least ideally.
Aaaand this brings me to my next point. Can you count on regularly scheduled blogs from yours truly.
Of course, you cannot.
I blog when I feel like it. My schedule is very erratic, and I refuse to stick to rigid rules, because rules are for squares. So... you'll just have to check back whenever.
So, by this point, you're probably asking yourself "Why should I even bother to read this guy's blog in the first place? He doesn't even seem to know what he's talking about."
You should because I DO know what I'm talking about. Always. And I'm always right. About everything.
The end.
Oh, you already knew that? That's funny. Seems to be a pretty revolutionary concept to some people.
I mean, I was only doing it already, oh, FOUR YEARS AGO! And nobody seemed to care much about it back then. I supposed it's my fate, as a Renaissance man to be forever ahead of my time. One of the many crosses I must bear.
Anyway, I've decided to start this new one, because frankly, it's a good place for me to rant, and if all the years I've been watching the WWE have taught me anything, it's that it's best to air your grievances in front of as large of an audience as possible. At WrestleMania. Preferably in a cage match, but I'm not too picky.
So, let's start with the sorts of topics I'll be blogging about. I don't limit myself, generally. Typically I blog whatever I feel like talking about at the moment, which can be a pretty broad variety of things. I'll warn you right now, my posts tend to be pretty self-aggrandizing. I present my opinions as fact (because what else is blogging REALLY for, if not that) and I tend to talk down to my audience. Mostly because I'm better than them. And by them, I mean you. I'm better than you.
I don't try to get too preachy with my politics... though I do tend to lean more toward the liberal side, and if you get me worked up enough, I can go off on some pretty lengthy, and sometimes baffling, tirades. So, keep an eye out for stuff of that nature. Political "personalities" tend to be what really get to me. Guys like Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter, and Rush Limbaugh. People that present their opinions as fact and talk down to their audience. I hate that crap! I mean, who does that?!
Religion is a topic that I may speak on from time to time, though probably not in the organized sense. As more and more time goes on I've found I buy into the ideas presented by most organized religions less and less. I believe in the possibility of Intelligent Design. In fact, I think it's less believable to think that everything in the universe was created by some random happenstance than the idea that it might all be helmed by some... I dunno, Giant Guy in Space or something. Some deity. I believe in a higher power, alright, let's not complicate the matter beyond that.
Ya know what, there's lots of stuff I'll probably go on about. I don't feel like talking about it all right now, but you'll get the picture.
I'm a fiction writer too! So, you may see me post some fiction to this biznazz from time to time. I, in fact, have a webcomic (called the Celestial, which you can find at )! It's updated a page at a time, twice a week... at least ideally.
Aaaand this brings me to my next point. Can you count on regularly scheduled blogs from yours truly.
Of course, you cannot.
I blog when I feel like it. My schedule is very erratic, and I refuse to stick to rigid rules, because rules are for squares. So... you'll just have to check back whenever.
So, by this point, you're probably asking yourself "Why should I even bother to read this guy's blog in the first place? He doesn't even seem to know what he's talking about."
You should because I DO know what I'm talking about. Always. And I'm always right. About everything.
The end.
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